My brother in law 'Giovanni' owns an Italian Restaurant. He's very happy for me to use his name for Ollie and Quentin's local pizza takeout especially as I'm not gonna be very nice about the pizzas.

In real life Giovanni's food is excellent, by the way.

Lucky number 13!

Ran the beautiful Guildford G3 cross country race on Saturday. Very tough 10k. 40th out of 264 and 8th in the 'old blokes' category.

Ok, so it's a fart joke but I couldn't resist it. I should be able to drop it into the feature a few months down the line once editors know I'm not the type to give them grief from their readers.
Talk about trapped wind!

Two of my favourites here. So pleased King Features think the 'Baboon Butt' is acceptable.

At first I had the Butterfly saying the punchline but then I thought it funnier if details of his short life came as news to the him.

This is my youngest brother Quentin who is 'delighted' to have a lugworm named after him!

Three options of the same joke here. I really like this idea but I've worked on it too much and got too close. Anyone out there get any of them? Comments welcome.

I came up with the idea of the seat flipping up once the popcorn was taken away but wanted to take it further. Wherever possible I like to do this. Most of my strips start life with pretty ordinary punchlines that I then develop by imagining what happens before and after the scene I'm showing.

In this case Quentin has bought a heavy box of popcorn to weigh the seat down but Ollie has assumed it's for them to share. At the end Quentin has either got jammed or Ollie has pretended he can't get the seat back down so he can stuff all the popcorn himself.

Er...No, I can't say 'Goddam' apparently. It'll have to be 'A lousy Snail...'

This would be a slow motion robbery. The idea of a snail 'snatching' anything makes me smile. They could just follow his trail but maybe Quentin's hoping Ollie will share his fries. Ollie is frantically stuffing his fat face in frame 4 so I don't think so.

Wonder if I can say 'Goddam'?

This is the name of my new cartoon feature.
Why?:
It comes from the punchline to an early strip.
It could almost be the sound Ollie and Quentin make when they walk.
A flop flip is, in fact, 'A Success'...(ie. the flip side of a flop!)
To me it's a phrase that describes an unlikely relationship between sworn enemies such as a gull and a worm...."A flopflip relationship"
'Flop Flip Cartoon Strip'...it even rhymes!
What finally sold it to me was that it sounds great in an American accent..."Flarp Flip".

I'm supplying King Features with about 4 or 5 pencil sketches a week but I 've been a bit slack in keeping up with the finished colour ones. Here are colour versions of three of the pencil sketches posted back in early December.
30lb TV: I had to change 3 stone TV to 30lb for the States. I'm told I can't use "Barf" either which is a real shame. "Hurled" isn't nearly as good.
Fishy: Have a close look at this one.
Model Plane: I've given Quentin a sicky green hue. Notice how I had to draw the clouds so that you wouldn't work out which way up they're meant to be. My other cloud pictures have a definite up and down side...(jeez)... that must be one of the oddest things I've ever written.

Article by Andrea Foster of the North Devon Journal. Online version available here.

I messed about with this one for ages. When I just had Ollie and Quentin swopping places (ie. half rotations) to simulate the spinning of the draining water no-one else got it. So I've included quarter rotations too in the second version. Think it's better. What do you think?

So, I'm 2 months into my development period with King Features Syndicate. At the moment they're only after 3 or 4 rough strips a week which is fine (see above). Really quite enjoying it. By my launch in September 2007 I'll have to be supplying 7 a week including the big Sunday strip which is twice the size of a daily. Hopefully by then I'll be accustomed to the higher output rate. The problem is I've still got to earn a living so all this is extra to my workload and probably will be for a few years to come. Even then the strip could fizzle out and I've worked my brains out for nothing.

Wouldn't change it for the world.

Here's an idea for a product: "New Quentin Gum...the first gum NOT to stick to the pavement, or if you're in the USA: sidewalk!"


I was worried Editors might think this was too rude but having drawn it....nah!...it's fine!

The punchline could have been any number of things but I love Quentin in frame 3 as he's just noticing he's being sucked down.


I really wanted to draw Ollie in the hamster ball but I knew it would be funnier to imagine him squeezed into it and rolling slowly away in it.

Some more redrawn favourites.

I've redrawn a few of my old favourites because the old drawings were pants. It's amazing how different Ollie and even Quentin look now compared to the early days.

October 16th 2006. Call from King Features Syndicate in New York saying they are interested in the strip.

Time we met Quentin's overprotective Mum. Mrs Shortstuff loves her boy. He's the apple of her eye. This relationship is based on that of my lovely Mum and my youngest brother Quentin (yes, Quentin).

More of the fox series.

Many of my lazy neighbours put their bins out the night before the binmen come to collect. By morning their rubbish is all over the road because a fox has chewed a hole in their bags and spread muck all over the street. The following week it all happens again. Dur! Put your rubbish out in the morning!
...Anyway, this is why I got to thinking about foxes.

The continuing saga of Quentin's love life. Treading a fine political correctness line with these but, hey, they're worms and maggots, they'll get their revenge eventually.

Quentin's most precious possession is his Box Set of Baywatch DVD's. Appologies to Mr Hasselhoff.

Why is it so many beautiful girls date pug-ugly guys?

Poor little Quentin thinks having antlers surgically attached to his head will give him greater sex appeal. He hopes that by looking like a stag he'll get a girlfriend.

The rest of us know that cosmetic surgery just makes you look ridiculous.