Speechless Comics

I color my comics in Photoshop with the speech bubbles layer hidden. I've just been looking back at some and thought these looked quite fun without Ollie and Quentin's voices.

Chinese English

This surprised me. I had no idea the word 'Chinaman' might be considered a racist term. I'm an Englishman and don't consider that derogatory at all. Anyhoo, I had to change it.

And the answer is...

Here's the answer to my previous "Guess the Movie" post. It's "Alien!"

Oh...er... I aleady gave you the answer. What I mean to say is here's the 'Alien' strip in it's entirety.

Smutsig

I love reading the Swedish translation of Ollie and Quentin. I think their word for dirty is great, "Smutsig!"

Jellyfish

What is it about Jellyfish this week? Not only have they appeared in Sherman's Lagoon, Pearls Before Swine and good ol' Ollie and Quentin but I watched Shark Tale for the first time the other day and "wow" THAT'S how to draw jellyfish. Makes our efforts look really lame.

Flychelangelo

Have you seen these? An artist dubbed Flychelangelo is creating a buzz by using dead flies and other insects to create his work. Some are a bit sick but very funny with it. The Tall & Short one is exactly like me and my lovely partner Teresa. (I'm the tall one).
Should really have been called 'Flykillangelo."

Run Forrest Run

I'm a runner, and all the runners I know have had "Run Forrest Run" shouted at them at some point.

England v Wales Rugby

Great excitement! The 6 Nations Rugby Tournament starts today, my favorite sporting event of the year. England take on Wales at Twickenham this evening and I'm going to be there! I'm one of about 80,000 and I'll be sat directly behind the North Stand posts with my sister's boyfriend Matt. He says he'll be wearing a chicken costume so I'm going as St.George slaying the dragon, in full armour. We're about half way up and you should see us if any kicks go over that end. We'll give you a wave.
C'mon England!

(The illustrations above were drawn for a flag company and it's probably my favorite commisssion to date).

BBC Winter Olympics 2010 Trailer

I love this! Fantastic animation with a great soundtrack. Enjoy.

Daily Sunday

I first drew this joke way back in December 2006 but never inked it up until recently when I was short of a Sunday Comic. I adapted the 3 frame Daily to the above Sunday version. Looking at them both I think I prefer the daily version. Darn!

Apple iPad and today's conspiracy theory.

Wow! This could be a really good thing for comics. Look how wonderful King Features' Comics Kingdom looks on it!

Is Steve Jobs really 2 foot tall and he's just holding an ordinary iphone?

"Where do you get your ideas?" #703

This happened to me once, (not the seagull and a worm dressed up as superheroes laughing at me part, the collapsed ladder bit). I was standing at the top of a step ladder looking into our attic when it collapsed (as in the picture). Survival instincts kicked in and I grabbed the sides of the attic opening as I fell and was left dangling there with very sore fingers... all of 2 inches above the floor.

Bizarro was 25!

Dan Piraro's "Bizarro" was 25 years old last week. 25!?! As someone who's been doing this a mere two years I've got to take my hat off to Dan. 25 years is an amazing achievement. Three years ago my editor introduced me to Dan's work, not only as an example of high quality writing but also for the incredible drawings and beautiful color work. I had no idea he'd been doing this for over 20 years at that stage because he never seems to cut corners and throw out the odd 'lazy' strip. Each panel is beautifully crafted, expertly shaded and he even has time to drop in those funny little icons readers can hunt for every day. The Sunday comics are works of art.

After my launch in 2008 Dan very kindly dropped me an email with some encouraging words for which I am very grateful. A nice touch from someone who must have very little spare time on his hands.

Here's to the next 25, Dan.

How do you see yourself?

I sometimes wonder if I'd recognize myself if I saw myself walking down the road? I think I'd probably think "there goes an older version of me". If I saw myself running I'd think "there's goes a slower version of me" and if I saw myself drawing I think I'd think "there draws a worse artist than me." Little Quentin is so upbeat and positive that he sees himself as a giant whilst Ollie has a more realistic idea of what he looks like. This comic (though a bit lame) speaks volumes about their respective characteristics.

"Where do you get your ideas?" #697

Here's the real Quentin doing a tandem parachute jump last summer. This gave me the idea for the above strip. Recognize Nobby's hat and overalls?

One panel from that third rejected strip (see below)

Back from Alpbach

Back from beautiful Alpbach in Austria to be greeted by 3 changes needed to comics I'd already completed and sent off. One needed the word 'Chinaman' changing. I had no idea that might be considered a racist term. I'm an Englishman but...oh well. The second strip needed the graphics moving from left to right rather than from right to left (Comic Strip rule #1 or #2, I think) and the third, well I'm being called to the principal's office on that one.
That'll teach me to send strips off before they've been approved.

Oh the irony...

I'm stuck in Austria because flights back to the UK are cancelled due to snow in the UK!

Alpbach, Austria

It's my mum's 70th Birthday on Monday and we're all going to Alpbach in Austria for a few days (so long as the snow that's due in the UK tomorrow doesn't arrive). We're in the middle of a big freeze and a lot of flights have been cancelled so I could be spending the next day or so in an airport departure lounge. Either way I'm not doing any comics till next Thursday! Happy Birthday Mum!

Two years ago today...

This was it, the first Ollie and Quentin that ran on Jan 8th 2008. Oh, how young and fresh faced it all looks. Look at those HUGE speech bubbles and that tiny text. Ollie is so thin and his nose has certainly filled out over these two years. Happy Birthday to us.

2nd Anniversary

Ollie and Quentin is two years old this week. Two years since I handed my life over to the Syndication Monster and its Deadline Hounds who snap at my heels every day. At my launch I was about 6 months ahead, now I am about a week behind. This is typical of me as I work best under pressure so only have myself to blame.

I still love writing my feature (my day touring the Guildford coffee shops is my favorite day of the week) and do enjoy producing the artwork. That said I always prefer my pencil roughs to the black and white artwork that gets reproduced in newspapers. I'm happy with the color final though. Ollie and Quentin looks much better on screen which is where I see its future.

Two years on I can see that Ollie and Quentin hasn't exactly set the comic world alight. I like what I've been doing, my editor at King Features is still a fan and what mail I get is always very positive but my feature isn't competing with the best at all, in fact, it's still back in the changing room tying its shoelaces. The biggest insult of the year was O&Q appearing on the website that asks readers for proof that a syndicated comic actually appears in newsprint somewhere. Take it from me, it does! I don't really know why US readers haven't taken to Ollie and Quentin, I know they are slightly odd characters drawn in an unusual way and with very British humor but I hope, in time, readers will notice my feature as it is a far better comic than its sales figures suggest... but I would say that.

So, what of year three?

King Features do have some great ideas in the pipeline which I'm very excited about. Can't say anything now but watch this space.

I'm hoping to free up some time to do normal stuff. At the moment I spend a disproportionate amount of time on my comic and see life passing by with me chained to my desk. My kids are growing up fast (18 and 21) and I don't want to miss these last few years they'll be with us. I'm considering investing (gulp) in a Cintiq Tablet which may save me some time at artwork stage. I produce very tight pencil roughs so a Cintiq would be perfect to produce the linework from.

I need to concentrate on my other illustration work more. I have completely lost interest in anything other than my comic this year which would be fine if O&Q were in 500 newspapers but not when its in just a handful. Need to advertise more and develop my style further.

All said, I still LOVE being syndicated and am very happy to be paid to do what I've always wanted to do. I love my characters and am very happy with how the strip is developing. I just hope others may one day enjoy reading it as much as I do creating it.

Here's to year three! Cheers.

No words

I think this is my first comic with no text whatsoever. I've always thought three panels with about 20 words is perfect but four panels and no words will do.

Happy New Year!

Happy Merry Jolly Christmas!

Merry Christmas everyone! Hope yours was better than mine as I've been ill with flu all Christmas. Cough cough, sniff, wheeze...

Unedited

My editor asked me to change Ollie's arms in the last frame as he was worried that readers might think he's pushed the snowball into his own face. I agreed that it was a bit confusing and to have his hands by his sides would be better. Trouble is, I'd already sent it off so it was too late. Darn, that'll always bug me now!

And the answer is...

"Alien" of course! Here's the reference picture I used.

It's "Guess The Movie" Monday...

Coming to a Funny Page near you soon.

Samples Update

I've added a few new comics to the Ollie and Quentin website samples page. Click here to have a look.

Sunday strip in full

I'm a big fan of Tintin. My favorite adventure is 'Tintin in Tibet'. If you look closely you'll see Ollie is reading it in the drop panel. Quentin is enjoying 'The Very Hungry Caterpillar'.

No snow in Spring, Summer or Fall.

I like this one but wrote and sketched it last February so missing the snowy season. It's been burning a hole in my 'to do' pile ever since. Finally it gets its winter viewing.

Sat Nav, Watch and Cash...

...it must be my son's 21st Birthday! Gaaah! Am I really old enough to have a son of 21?!

Champagne Breakfast, Socks and a new Bike...

...it must be my birthday!

Say hello to your neighbors

My mother heard a loud crash near her house. A car crash obviously. It wasn't till the next day when she went outside did she realize it was her car that had been smashed. An idiot (drunk) has rammed into the side of it totally destroying it. The creep then drove off. A neighbor saw this happen and leapt into his car to give chase. He caught the jerk up and managed to get his license plate. He called the police who arrested the moron. My mom didn't find this out till the next day. When I said what a good neighbor this guy is she said she'd never even said hello to him because she "didn't like the look of him". How wrong can you be? She feels awful and is going to pay him a visit with a big box of chocs.